I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via fuckinq)


I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

(via houseoffail)


the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via houseoffail)


if you’re ever stranded in the wild just rub 2 mozzarella sticks together to build a pizza

get rich or die trying to graduate from college

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via sincerelychriisty)